And, on presenting a landlady with her key, I announced, “I’m so sorry! Here’s your cat!”. So I’ve had my adventures in learning Indonesian.

And, my Bahasa still isn’t pretty.

All the same, if you’re thinking of getting off the beaten track in Indonesia, you’ll need a basic vocabulary. These 20 words of Indonesian will give you pretty much what you need to know.

Welcome to learning Indonesian 101.

1. Ada
Is there…? Do you have…? There is… I have….

Use this word to request things. Just stick the name of what you’re after onto it. “Ada kamar?” “Do you have a room?” “Ada.” “I do.”

2. Bisa
Is it possible…? Can you…? Can I…? It’s

possible…. I can…. You can…

Use this when you want to do something, or find out whether someone can do something for you. “Bisa ke Ubud?” “Can you [go] to Ubud?”

3. Ya
Yes. Yeah?

Also used as an interrogative on the end of questions, like the London “innit?” or “yeah?” or West Coast “y’know?”

4. Tidak
No. Not.

There are two negatives in Indonesian, but this one is always understood. You can use it to mean “no” or a “not”. “Tidak bisa.” “It’s not possible.” “Habis?” “Have you finished?” “Tidak.” “No.”

5. Habis
Finished. There is no more. Have you finished?

When being turned away from a petrol station, “Habis” means “We are out of petrol.” At a guesthouse, “habis” means their rooms are full.

6. Makan
Food. Eat. Meal.

One of the nice things about learning Indonesian is that many words can be used both as nouns and verbs. “Ada makan?” “Do you have food?” Just add times of day to make meals: “Makan pagi” (breakfast) “Makan siang” (lunch) “Makan malam” (dinner).

7. Selamat
Safe.

Add the times of day to make formal greetings: “Selamat pagi”: “Good morning.” “Selamat siang“: “Good day.” “Selamat malam“: “Good evening”. “Selamat jalan“: “Safe journey!” (Goodbye). You can also use it to ask if, for example, it’s safe to leave your bags somewhere.

8. Pagi
Morning. Morning! In the morning.

As in “Selamat pagi” (good morning), “makan pagi” (breakfast). “Ada bis ke Ubud?” “Is there a bus to Ubud?” “Pagi.” “In the morning.”

9. Siang
Midday, in the middle of the day.

“Selamat siang” (good day). “Makan siang” (lunch). (There’s a fourth Indonesian time word, “sore“, which covers the afternoon, but you don’t necessarily need to know that.)

10. Malam
Evening, night, in the evening.

“Selamat malam“: good evening. “Makan malam“: dinner. “Ada kamar?” “Do you have a room? “Ada! Berapa malam?” “I have one. For how many nights?”

11. Kamar
Room.

Used when booking hotels, for example. The word for toilet is “kamar kecil” (literally: the little room).

12. Orang
Person. People.

“Ada kamar?” “Ada. Berapa orang?” “Do you have a room?” “I do. For how many people?” Also as in “orang utan” – “man of the woods”.

13. Berapa
How many…? How much…? What number…?

In a shop: “Berapa?” “How much?” It’s worth learning your Indonesian numbers, but most Indonesians will write the price down for you on paper or a calculator, or hold up fingers or notes. “Jam berapa?” “What time….?”

14. Jam
Hour. Time.

“Jam berapa?” “What time is it?” “Berapa jam ke Ubud?” “How many hours to Ubud?”

15. Dari
From.

“Dari mana?” “Where are you from?”

16. Ke
To.

“Ke mana?” “Where are you [going] to?”

17. (Di) Mana
Where?

“Di mana kamar kecil?” “Where is the toilet?” “Ke mana?” “Where are you [going] to? “Ke Kuta.” “I am going to Kuta.”

18: Bis
Bus.

“Jam berapa bis ke Ubud?” “What time is the bus to Ubud?”

19: Kapal
Boat

There are many, many different words for different types of boat. “Kapal” means big boats, or ferries, but will be understood for most other types of boats.

20: Sudah
Already. Finished. Have you yet?

In a restaurant: “Sudah?” “Have you finished?” “Sudah.” “I have.” In conversation: “Sudah ke Bali?” “Have you [been] to Bali yet?”

Pronunciation

Learning Indonesian pronunciation is pretty intuitive. Three oddities? K is silent – or, rather glottal — at the end of a word, c is pronounced as a “ch” sound, and the “ng” sound is like the “ng” in the middle of “singing”.

Do you have any language shortcuts you can share? I’d love to hear them. Drop me a comment and let me know.

Need more? Read my post on the best books for learning Indonesian.

Or head on over to BookDepository.com, the Amazon-owned bookshop which ships free to almost everywhere in the world, including Indonesia, the US, Europe, Australia, India, the Philippines, Singapore and Malaysia, and pick up a copy of the wonderful Instant Indonesian. I didn’t know it existed when I wrote this post.

While travelling in Indonesia, it is so useful to access your Windows Desktop from CloudDesktopOnline and your online SharePoint with CloudAppsPortal.

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An increasingly harassed single mother is wrangling a small boy in khaki with a motorbike helmet over one arm and the beginnings of an emo haircut.

ENGLISH
Yes. I know you want more time in the arcade but we need to get a mosquito net and a blanket today.
I can’t leave you here because I don’t know how long it’s going to take.
Because the jungle is full of mosquitoes and we will be eaten alive and quite possibly get malaria.
No. It’s not instantly fatal. But we don’t want to get it.
The vast majority of people recover with treatment.
It’s not just Ternate. They don’t sell Malarone in Indonesia, full stop. I tried in Makassar and Manado as well.
Because I checked.
At the pharmacy.

PIDGIN INDONESIAN
Do you have an anti-mosquito moeskuidonet?
Where?
Thank you!
No. Not spray. A moeskuidonet.

Where can I buy an anti-mosquito moeskuidonet?
His helmet? Sure. Here.
An ANTI-MOSQUITO MOESKUIDONET.
I go first floor already. They say second floor.
OK. I go look.

ENGLISH
I know we’re going to be walking up and down the stairs and it is very trying.
I agree. They are telling us what they think we want to hear.
Where’s the bloody down escalator again?

PIDGIN INDONESIAN
Where can I buy an anti-mosquito moeskuidonet?
Yes! A mosquidonet!
Second floor? But I go already.
OK. Second floor.

The helmet? No, we have no motorbike.
We take motorbike taxi. Two people on one bike. Motorbike taxi only has one helmet for one person. So my son has a helmet.

ENGLISH
Hello.
London, England.
He is nine.
Yes, only one.
Thank you! Goodbye.

PIDGIN INDONESIAN
Where can I buy an anti-mosquito moeskuidonet?
Ah. The helmet. Here it is.
Yes! A mosquito net!
No mosquito nets in this mall?
Where does have them?
We went already to Ternate Mall. They don’t have. Where can I buy?
OK. Thank you.

ENGLISH
They don’t know.
Yes. I know.
You got a better idea?
Push comes to shove we can maybe rent one from Ilham. But he did say we needed our own.
If we can’t find one I’ll call him.

Hello.
We are from London, England.
He is nine.
Yes, your English is very good.
No. You are not bothering me.
Thank you.

PIDGIN INDONESIAN
Excuse me. Where can I buy an anti-mosquito mosquito net?
Yes! A mosquito net.
Not here. Yes. Where does have anti-mosquito mosquito nets?
Gloria Minimart?! Where’s that?
Motorbike taxi! We take motorbike taxi!

I want to go to Gloria Minimart.
From England.
Yes! David Beckham.

ENGLISH
I don’t know which hair wax is best for spikes. I reckon that one.
Well, I’m pretty sure it means strength, too. In fact, I’m sure it means power. I looked it up at the sultan’s palace.
Here. Take the dictionary. Work it out for yourself.

PIDGIN INDONESIAN
Do you have an anti-mosquito mosquito net?
Great!
No. Not anti-mosquito spray. Anti-mosquito mosquito net.
Ah. Where can I buy?

ENGLISH
Where were you when I called?
Well, I didn’t hear you either.
Come on.
We will come back and buy your hair wax.
Because this lady has left her job to show us the way to a shop that sells mosquito nets and we need to go with her NOW.
Sorry I shouted.
Yep. I’m in a shitty mood too.

PIDGIN INDONESIAN
Oh. It’s shut. What time open morning?
He has a key?!
I would like to buy an anti-mosquito mosquito net.

ENGLISH
I’m sure he’s opening up the shop.
We’re not just standing in the street for nothing. I think it’s his shop.
Well, I don’t know. But he had a key.
I can hear rattling. There’s definitely something happening.
We’ll be back there before it shuts to get your hair wax, anyway. It’s open till eleven.
Well, the same people who told us it sold mosquito nets.

Yes, of course.
Please smile for the nice man’s photo.
Yes, sure. No problem. The more the merrier!

London, England!
Yes, yes. Same-same David Beckham.

Darling. Don’t get cross with him.
He just didn’t understand that Manchester is not in London.
Just explain again, slowly, that they’re two different cities.

PIDGIN INDONESIAN
Mosquito net! Good for two people?
THANK YOU!
And an, erm, erm – I have a dictionary – a thing that you put over yourself. For two people.
Can I look?
No?
Good for two people?
Thank you!

ENGLISH
No. I wouldn’t have believed it could be that difficult either. Particularly given Halmahera is the mosquito capital of the universe.
Maybe they all use coils or something?

PIDGIN
No. Not now. We don’t want a motorbike taxi now.
We go to ATM. And pharmacy.
We walk.
Four days. Tomorrow we go to Eastern Halmahera to see Togutil people.
Yes! Many mosquitoes!

ENGLISH
Oh my god! I think we will walk right past that. The boy’s OK. He’s standing up. He’s just shocked.
Did he? I thought the motorbike hit him.
I agree he’s a nasty man.
Mind the beggar, darling. I think he’s a bit upset by the accident and the drama. Let’s walk this way. Fast.
Well. Yes. But it’s not actually an uncommon parental response to bollock your child when they’ve hurt themselves.
Even though it wasn’t his fault he fell off the back of the bike.

Hello.
We are English. From London, England.
And where are you from?
He’s nine.
PIDGIN
Me? Only a little Indonesian.
Thank you.
Goodbye!

ENGLISH
We can go for doughnuts. I just want to get to the pharmacy for antihistamines.
The one under the hotel doesn’t have them.
Because I asked. They said there was another one this way.

*Best read in the style of Joyce Grenfell’s nursery sketches.
**Parental note: Unless you want to spend ten dollars on a can of lager in a 4* hotel or a brothel, Kota Ternate is dry.

There was another one that way. It didn’t have any antihistamines.

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