Thank you for your kind words… So many of these kind of stories, it’s true. Just came back from seeing dugong amongst other things. Hugely endangered, very rare. And still bloody hunted for food…

barred by ghosts… he will have a hard time living that one down when he’s of dating age…

Danke schon, sir. I sometimes feel I should split myself in three: one lovely mummy type person with z’s new, err, bow and arrow fun and snorkelling, one who’s a man in drag, and one who’s one of those “proud-to-still-be-a-bit-crap-at-this” mas… still trying to work out which persona should write up the seance we attended last night with the political leader of this region… I say we. Z was barred by the ancestors for bad attitude… Spent the evening hanging out with the bodyguards.